You should know by now that just because I haven't been writing sulky pieces here, complaining about what fuckers my countrymen are, doesn't mean I haven't been busy over on Culch scribbling much fluffier posts about what fuckers the Kardashians are. I've also been delving into my past with a new and nostalgic feature on retro video games and how they were all harder than a frozen vindaloo, starting with Paperboy and followed, this week, with Gauntlet. More to come there. And lastly, I wrote a little tribute to Amy Winehouse, because damn it, I loved that girl.

I've also been working on something which may be a prologue to The Novel, or maybe a short story to post on here as a taster to the whole thing. I don't know. I'm still feeling it out; we'll see what happens.

[Insert pithy conclusion here; I've got a reel in my head]